Hancock - The Radio Ham

Banzai!!

Which cockney is lying?

All of them.

Probably.

HOI!!

Sheila Hancock on Room 101

From "how to keep chickens" monthly

Here he is again!

Amy Willcock

Vicky Pocock - Baldrick's make up lady

The Peacock Theatre from The Evening Standard

Never a shortage of cocks on Question of Sport

Cock-a-doodle asbo

Naughty cockerels - Gordon Brown will come and imprison you with all the others master criminals if you don't stop it!

Jon Thomas followed by Scott Handcock

Funny how these double entries sneak up on you from behind sometimes isn't it?

From Il Cocko Titchy. What a great lad.

Hancock DVD

A peacock carp

From one of our growing band of intrepid collectors - probably from Brazil or something - but actually captured off of the telly.

Gary Meacock

Pincock scores for Blackburn or something

Sarah Hitchcock

Off of the telly - can't remember what though. Can't have been very memorable.

Weather Eye

Strictly speaking, ICG is just capturing things for the second time. I got this one ages ago, but this is a better picture.

Leacock og 78

What a pillock. Captured and humiliated by ICG.

From the Radio Times again!

A lovely clip of cock from Eurotrash

Serenity - bad film with a man called cock in it

Cocky he might be - but he still got well and truly locked up

ICG being all cultured again!

Some things just don't need me to comment

Two cocks

From Globe trotting Prof Nev - a man behaving like a dog with two cocks

Kellogg's advert - speaks for itself really

Jarvis Cocker on telly

Captured by Il Cocko Grande during a particularly attentive friday night in front of the telly. Cocking can be done wherever you are you know!

GQ or some other pseudo top shelf mag or other

Brent Cockbain

A porn star's name if ever I heard one!

Malcolm Laycock - I'm sure he's been captured before but I can't remember where!

Cocking a snook at the past

Peacock and Professional

From the daily hatemail. I wasn't reading myself of course, oh no god forbid!

From Soap sad bastard weekly

Tv quick soap special - what's going to happen in Corrie next week, just in case you are too bloody dumb to work it out for yourself when you actually watch it. Or just read the mag and then don't watch it at all - go out for a nice walk or for a pint or something instead!

Fiona cockerill

chloe's equally underemployed sister

Chloe Cockerill

She's got a job, but no-one knows what she actually does!

Hancock's Hour

Two new cock-grapplers from today's Guardian

Firstly, Hugh Fearnley-Whatsisname, looking rather uncomfortable and slightly ashamed of his big cock.
















Followed by Jamie Oliver who seems entirely at ease and rather self satisfied with his big feathery fowl.

You cocky lot

Another entry from the ever reliable Sun!

Dick Pound

Radio Times yet again

Malc strikes again!

They should grill this fuc**rs gonads over an open fire whilst he is still attached to them.

Another one from the ever reliable Sun!

From The Times

A lovely strutting cockerel from yesterday's Times weather watch column. Does someone really make a journailsitic living doing things like this?

Jeremy Clarkson's huge crowing cock on QI.

Alan Davies getting frustrated by trying to differentiate between the 6ft cock in front of him and the 6ft cock behind him. Basically Alan, they are both very simliar. Two enormous cocks; one of them is bald and fat.

Lorraine Chase the loverble cockernee sparrer

From some crumby soap magazine or other. She's a born and bred cockney apparently - and boy has she milked a successful career from such a simple starting point.

Luton airport oo ee oo......