Juno and The Paycock by Alfred Hitchcock

Double-top cock in a charity shop. Well done me! Never even heard of this Hitch film before today.

Mitchell and Webb snooker commentators

This was being read by the gay one at the start of the gay commentator sketch.

Cerys Matthews is Cockahoop about something

I don't know what she has to be so pleased about - its a pants record that barely manages to disguise the croaky and inadequate quality of her horrid welsh voice. And she copped off with that Bannerman fool during "I'm a nonentity" which makes her beneath any more of my contempt.

Naughty Edward Hancock

A publicity seeker called cock. He's a very, very naughty boy.