Some things just don't need me to comment

Two cocks

From Globe trotting Prof Nev - a man behaving like a dog with two cocks

Kellogg's advert - speaks for itself really

Jarvis Cocker on telly

Captured by Il Cocko Grande during a particularly attentive friday night in front of the telly. Cocking can be done wherever you are you know!

GQ or some other pseudo top shelf mag or other

Brent Cockbain

A porn star's name if ever I heard one!

Malcolm Laycock - I'm sure he's been captured before but I can't remember where!

Cocking a snook at the past

Peacock and Professional

From the daily hatemail. I wasn't reading myself of course, oh no god forbid!

From Soap sad bastard weekly

Tv quick soap special - what's going to happen in Corrie next week, just in case you are too bloody dumb to work it out for yourself when you actually watch it. Or just read the mag and then don't watch it at all - go out for a nice walk or for a pint or something instead!

Fiona cockerill

chloe's equally underemployed sister

Chloe Cockerill

She's got a job, but no-one knows what she actually does!