Jeremy Clarkson's huge crowing cock on QI.

Alan Davies getting frustrated by trying to differentiate between the 6ft cock in front of him and the 6ft cock behind him. Basically Alan, they are both very simliar. Two enormous cocks; one of them is bald and fat.

Lorraine Chase the loverble cockernee sparrer

From some crumby soap magazine or other. She's a born and bred cockney apparently - and boy has she milked a successful career from such a simple starting point.

Luton airport oo ee oo......

From The Sun 17-10-07

Good old Sun - reliable as ever!

Gordon Brown joins in the cocking fun

Some people will go to almost any lengths to get themselves involved in the glorious sport of cocking. Here's a superb example of our esteemed new Prime Minister who tangled everyone up in his web of deceit, pretending that he was going to call an election, when really all he wanted to do was spin himself an opportunity to create his very own entry on our catalogue of cocks.

Good to see he can at least be trusted to get his priorities right.

Also pictured (for which I apologise profusely) are the gangly, barely human appendages of that awful, awful woman Victoria Beckham. She's dreadful; I wish she would stay in Los Angeles with her peculiarly named children and crocked husband.

BBC Four show about Cocks

Shaun earns his stars as a true Cocking Ninja with this snapshot from Saturday night telly. The dumbed down dolts are watching Strictly Come Prancing on BBC1. All the men of disctinction and taste are watching programmes about cocks on BBC4.

Surely everyone in advertising is a complete and utter cock - how difficult must it have been to pick a top ten from such a rich source of raw material?

Cocky spawn of the Celtic tiger

Another entry from Ireland. No idea about what this all means!