Thursday, August 30, 2007

Malcolm Elliott the cyclist

Tim's mate sprinting through Cockerham.


Lucy Meacock in The Manchester Evening News


Never Mind The Buzzcocks

A skilful an patiently stalked piece of cock hunting from Nicki. Bill Bailey looking bemused - hardly suprising when he's appearing on a comedy pop quiz with the classical actress Imelda Staunton and tennis ace Rogfer Federer.


National Geographic for Kids

I think the answer might have the word cock in it somewhere? Start them early on their cock collecting career - well done National Geographic.


Who is this man?

Anyone who guesses might get a prize!


A Cock and Bull Story

Shown on BBC a week or so ago - no story to speak of, but some entertaining banter between Rob Whatisname and Coogan.


















































Lewis Hamilton in The Sun

I think you'll find that its the spaniard who is the cocky one, not the blessed Lewis Hamilton - all hail to him (until he fails to finish on the podium anyway, at which point the british press will crucify him for the loser he obviously is)!


The Evening Standard - 9th July 2007

That Alastair Campbell - who'd have thought he was a closet cock colleague? Well done Alastair - tell it as it is, just like a good northern lad!





Crocked cockney


Harry Potter


Babcock


Tony Hancock on an egg

Makes a change from him being on a real downer.


Alfred Hitchcock


Kayospruce


Grocock


Ian Adcock

Did he? Lucky fellow!


Cock puzzle

Unbelievably, this was also from the Radio Times! Even if the telly is complete rubbish, its still worth buying for the concentration of cocks in one place. Genius.

Jarvis Cocker - media superstar

Twenty years of top 20 hits and you too could appear on the front cover of teh Radio Times. Next stop Woman's Weekly.


Emily Cockayne